We are now in
Warsaw - in one piece and all intact. After negotiating the price in zlotzies for two taxis, we piled in to find our next hotel. On the way, we passed the famous skyscraper 'given' to Warsaw by Stalin. It really embodies the Soviet style that is so prevalent throughout Warsaw, along with the many military statues throughout the city.
This time we were lodged in a more modern hotel (although in the boonies of outer Warsaw). Since we were so far away, the intrepid travellers from Tennessee soon mastered the intricacies of the tram system in Poland, even using it to come home after a night on the town (Old Town, that is). Of course, we were the only ones who bought the tram tickets and validated them - the true indicator of what separates the tourists from the natives in Warsaw.
Just as it was in Hradlec Králové, Claudia and Melinda had to head off to a dull meeting while the rest of the troop explored the Old Town of Warsaw.
There were loads of sidewalk musicians - many of them playing classical music - free concerts in all the streets! Not surprising considering that this is where Chopin is the town idol and there's a world-renowned music school here. Brock got to 'jam' with a few of them. Of course, Pope John Paul II is also a national icon and hero here which bespeaks of the rather ecelectic tastes of the Polish.
Speaking of tastes, we found we had a liking for Polish food (and some had a liking for Polish beer). Some of our favourites were pumpkin soup,
pierogi,
nalesniki, and mushroom soup in a bread bowl.
Our ice cream gourmets did decide, however, that the Czech ice cream (zmrzlina - that was easy to pronounce!) was better than the Polish type (lody). As the Polish would say, "Jedzcie, pijcie i popuszczajcie pasa"... "Eat, drink and loosen your belt".
BIG ADVENTURES ON THE LAST EVENING
On the last day of our stay, after a half-day meeting we all met up in the Old Town. The group had visited the Warsaw Ghetto uprising memorial, a complete walking tour of the old town that included the main square, the so-called New Town, the Jablonowksi Palace and many other wonderful sites. And Joel was able to find a real treasure - an ocarina. For those of you who don't know (ah, duh) this is an important instrument in the videogame The Legend of Zelda.
By the time, Claudia and Melinda were finished and had caught up with the group, they were getting pretty tired but were still wanting to find a 'piece of the Jewish wall' that was indicated on their map. So Melinda had the bright idea of hiring a bike taxi to take Grandma while we walked along beside it.
This worked fine through the pedestrian zone that led to the
Saxon Gardens and the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. We stopped briefly to see the changing of the guards (young soldiers that barely looked out of diapers, ordered around by a tough looking veteran).
The weather was beautiful, the garden was full of flowers, the birds were singing, the butterflies were flitting and the children were laughing and singing in the park ... then we came out on the other side of the park. The weather darkened, the traffic roared and the taxi bike driver told us he would have to hurry through the traffic and we would meet up ... on the other side.
Ten minutes of semi-coherent dialogue (the driver spoke broken English with a stutter and we spoke no Polish), we felt we had understood clearly where we would all meet and that we could easily trail along behind. At his mother's insistence (and with extreme reluctance), Joel got into the bike taxi with his grandmother. At the last minute, his mother shoved her cellphone into his hands. The last words the rest of the group heard as the bike taxi took off were, "but I don't know how to use it!"
As the taxi bike darted through traffic, Brock and Keith were in the front, jogging along as closely as they could and relaying messages to the straggling group behind them.
"They've turned left."
"Do you see them?"
"I think so. Isn't that them over there near that corner."
"No, I think they went right."
"Watch out, don't cross in red."
"But they're getting away."
"Do you still see them?"
"They've disappeared around the curve."
After about five minutes of racing to keep up, we decided to call them to get some landmarks. Joel answered the phone.
"What street are you on?"
"I don't know, it's all in Polish."
"Give me a name of something you see."
"Pkrzuzzxit."
"Let me speak to your grandmother. Mom, did you turn onto a wide avenue?"
"I don't know, we turned left and then turned left and then turned left and then turned left and we keep going in circles, he doesn't know where he's going!"
"I'll call you right back."
Finding the phone conversation pretty incoherent, Hal, the map-reader, said he could get us to the meeting place. But Melinda had a vague sense of uneasiness since we really had not established one particular point of reference for meeting. But we headed off in the general direction of the street we had named to the taxi driver (but which seemed to traverse the entire city). It was further away than it looked and our uneasiness grew with the time it took it to cover this distance on foot and because it seemed that the bike taxi had taken at great speed and did not appear to be stopping. Hal told Melinda, "You're going to be the one who has to call Philip and explain to him how you last saw his wife and grandson in a bike taxi taking off down a main street in Warsaw!"
Finally reaching the street that we were sure would take up straight to the one we were looking for, we called back to make sure that was the right one. Joel answered in a clear state of agitation and when he heard his mother's voice, only managed to get out, "Why did you do this to me?" and broke down into sobs. This caused great consternation and sobbing on the other end of the phone so Melinda handed the phone to Hal. Now there was weeping and wailing on both sides of the phone as Grandma was now crying because her grandson was upset.
The phone conversation on the seekers' end went something like this. "Deanna, what is the name of the street you are on? Can you spell that? E I E L P. Wait, start again. E as in WHAT? Was that E or I? EEEE. E as in WHAT? L as in WHAT? OK. Start again. Wait, we've got it! We're right there, we're behind the building. We'll be there in a few minutes." Claudia had miraculously been able to decipher this conversation and find a road that fit the erratic spelling.
Despite his stuttering and apparent lack of English, the bike taxi driver had indeed delivered grandmother and grandson to the Intercontinental Hotel. He apparently took some serious shortcuts but did deliver. Completely unphased by a sobbing senior citizen and young child, he offered to take them on another tour at any time and calmly delivered his visiting card upon being paid. Needless to say, that offer was refused (words not repeated here) in no uncertain terms by grandmother. Joel did not speak to his mother again for most of the afternoon, preferring to stick with Brock and Keith, who had not delivered him into the bike taxi.
In the end, the 'piece of Jewish Ghetto wall" turned out to be (we think) part of an old apartment building. But all is well that ends well, after traipsing all that way, and then finding our way back on a very crowded tram, we did see part of the wall in a memorial. We saw it through the tram window by accident. It was approximately 250 yards away from the first tram stop where we took off to find it.
The night was not quite over, however, Recovered from our incident and (almost) forgiven, we had a nice dinner on a terrace with a very polite and generous restaurant owner at our bidding. Then we headed back to the hotel, with last minute shopping in hand, because we had to watch the Spain-Russia semi-finals match that would determine who went on to be a finalist in the Eurocup 2008. Brock and Keith decided it would be more exciting to stay in Warsaw Old Town to watch the match.
The match was just getting started when we arrived and was being shown in the lobby of the hotel. Since most of the guests appeared to be Russian and over six feet, we felt it would be more prudent to watch it in our rooms. Spain beat Russia 4-0! We were considering going down to the lobby to shout 'Viva España' but having noticed the lentitude of the elevators, were afraid our victory would be soured since we would surely have been caught waiting for the creaky elevators to descend to the lobby. So it was a quiet celebration instead. Only Grandma was disturbed as we had Joel call her room every time Spain scored.
Then Grandma got her own back by calling at 12,30 to get Melinda to ring Brock and Keith's cellphone. They had not yet arrived and the last tram had been at 11 pm. Keith promptly answered and waylaid any concerns by saying "We're in the Rooster." Not having been with them during their trips through Old Town, this was a rather cryptic message for Melinda but she dutifully passed it on. The two truant men showed up around 1 and Hal was finally able to go to bed, only to get up at 6 am in order to catch our 1 pm flight.
We safely made our flight, taking two taxis to the airport and passing our last sightseeing opportunities of Warsaw - the Wilanow Palace and an old Skoda car - two remnants of Poland's history. After a lay-over in London (where Keith got off to head back to the USA the next morning), our bedraggled crew arrived safely to Barcelona at 9 pm, full of stories and adventures to share.